If you want to be happy ane live a »King Life«
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
If you wan' to be happy ane live a »King Life«
Nevah make a pretty woman your wife.
All you got to do is just what I say
And you'll be happy, merry an' gay.
So from a logical point of view,
Marry a woman uglier than you.
A pretty woman make her husbane look small,
An very often cause he downfall,
As soon as she marry then ane there she start
To do those things that will break your heart.
Just when you think she belonging to you
She's calling somebody else »doo doo«
So from a logical point of view,
Marry a woman uglier than you.
If you want to live a long and happy life,
Avoiding consternation and marital strife,
For a logical man this is easy to do,
When you marry a woman uglier than you.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You will be so happy all of your life.
She wouldn't do things in a funny way,
Just to give the neighbors something to say,
She wouldn't disregard her husband at all,
By exhibiting herself to Peter and Paul,
So from a logical point of view,
Marry a woman uglier than you.
If you want to live a long and happy life,
Avoiding consternation and marital strife,
For a logical man this is easy to do,
Just marry a woman uglier than you!
Ugly woman, man marry you!
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